"I want to propose a deal. Do you want the Island of Madeira? You can have it for 75 thousand million euros, our short therm debt. We know you enjoy Madeira, it is great for pedophiles. It also comes with Casino, a Carnival, special fiscal beneficts, biggest fireworks every year and a funny local politician who smokes cigars and dances and acts like a funny pig.
We can also throw in a bottle of Port Wine and the sanctuary of Fatima as a show of good faith. Its great for good luck and protection from islamics, comunists, homossexuality and AIDS, wich we know are problems of great concern in your countries. It also cures people with deficiencies and terminal ilnesses, it is like a giant Power Balance bracelet."
Vale bem a pena ler o texto todo. Muito bom.
2 comentários:
Não sei de que goste mais. Disto ou dos discursos do Futre.
Epá agora puseste-me a pensar.
Também não me consigo decidir.
Charters-----------giant Power Balance bracelet.....
Difícil esta....
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